If barbie is so popular why do u have to buy all her friends?
Barbie thinks she is o good well i think she is so fake! Kids think shes heaps good n her waist is no even a cm long! I think she needs to be taken down a bit! She is not that great at all! Help me to say that she is a fake think shes so good cow who needs to put on weight!
Thanks! :) >>>
Some comments:
Fuck Barbie…. Ken did lol
BARBIE IS A CRACK WHORE !!!
I duno really, I think Barbie’s slightly fat really… those lumps on her legs arent plastic bumps, they’re CELLULITE!!! (im JOKIN by the way, the skinny cow)
WHAT A SLUT! she dumped her life long partner Ken for a bloddy sufer! WAT A WANKER!
BARBIE IS A SLUT!
If Barbie were real..
For years, feminists have complained about Barbie. They say that Barbie sets unrealistic goals in young girls. Barbie sets the standard for beauty. Barbie sets the standard of what the all-American girl should look and act like. Instead of setting the standard for anything, I think Barbie should set the table.
However I must admit that the feminists are correct. Barbie’s world is pretty unrealistic. She has a dream house, and a Corvette, and even her own McDonald’s. But none of these things influence chicklets’ (ie little chicks’) thoughts. There is one thing, however, that Barbie does have, which sets extremely unrealistic standards:
A boyfriend without a dick.
Ken is the real problem, not Barbie. Chicks don’t, for a second, question that their boyfriend should be like Ken. He should be handsome, and he should do things like give Barbie every penny he has and not even kiss her.
What’s wrong with that? I’ll tell you.
The good-looking, handsome Kens out there will use any chick who looks like Barbie. The real-life Ken has a dick, and he’ll get Barbie drunk and fuck her, and then never call again. Barbie, who has had her last ten boyfriends do this to her, withdraws from the dating scene and starts to believe that there are no good men out there. (Of course, she hangs out in bars and only considers men with nice butts, but that can’t have anything to do with it.) Or, she stays with Ken, who will probably eventually abuse her. She’ll stay with him because she honestly believes that there is something wrong with her (and there is) and that she can’t do any better than him, even though she could easily.
Mattel needs to come out with real-life Barbies. How about the “Hiding Bruises” Barbie– when you take off her blouse, you see huge bruises up her arms and on her back. She could marry “Small Penis” Ken. When Ken doesn’t have a dick, he’s not ‘moody.’ But when Ken feels inadequate about his dick size, he has to take it out on Hiding Bruises Barbie. “Small Penis” Ken would drive a very manly car like a Dodge Viper to make up for his inadequacies. He’d also come home drunk, after fucking Teresa, one of Barbie’s friends. He’d then come home, beat up Barbie some more, and the next day buy her some flowers so everything is still ok.
Then, we could introduce Kevin- Ken’s mortal enemy. Kevin is Barbie’s “secret” friend. Ken can’t know that Barbie talks to Kevin, because Ken would think that Kevin had a bigger dick. Kevin is always there to listen to Barbie and give her advice, mainly to get the hell away from Ken. Barbie says she’ll do it, but she never does.
After a few months, Kevin asks Barbie out, and Barbie is shocked. Kevin says that he could make Barbie happy, and save her from evil Ken. She knows Kevin is a sweet guy, but he’s just not “exciting.” She turns him down. That night, she gets beaten buy “Small Penis” Ken because he couldn’t find the remote control.
Isn’t the world of pretend and make-believe great?
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